Daily Jokes!

1) A Girl died & went 2 heaven.. Angels were shocked to see her heart still beating 
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Angel asked " how come  your heart is beating".. 

Girl replied " I am dead but my lover still lives in my heart" 
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The Girl was sent to HELL for overacting .. 

2) Log Kahte Hai Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo Ki – Girlfriend Sar Pe Swaar Ho Jaye. 
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Hum Kahte Hai Pyar Itna KaroKi – Girlfriend Ki 
Friend Bhi Aapke Saath Fraar Ho Jaye. 

3) Yipppie..... 
Finally....... 
Mummy ne Luv Marriage ke liye Haa kar hii dii.... 
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Bas Ab Ek Ladkii Dhundnii Baaki 
haii....:P :D 

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